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Retrograde Def Unisex Tee v1

$40.64 AUD
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Own your cosmic chaos with the Retrograde Definition T-Shirt. Featuring the witty definition: “Astrology’s favorite excuse for all your bad decisions”, this tee adds humor to the planetary drama we all love to blame.

Made from ultra-soft, durable fabric, this shirt keeps you comfortable while embracing your celestial scapegoat. Perfect for astrology enthusiasts and anyone who’s ever felt the retrograde struggle. Wear it as a playful reminder that sometimes, it’s just the planets.

✨ Embrace the chaos—order your Retrograde tee today! ✨

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
  • Regular fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Retrograde Def Unisex Tee v1 Size Guide

https://files.cdn.printful.com/upload/product-measure/a2/a20afd850eeceb1508545fa3a2bf583c_l?v=1680523559
Size label Length Width Sleevelength
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 



A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.



B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.



C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.