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Half-Asser Def Unisex Tee v1

182,73 kr. DKK
15% off for Visionary Circle Members, 5% off for Inner Circle Members, Free shipping for Members (United States only). Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

Casual, Effortless, and Hilariously Relatable

Own your unique approach with the * Half-Asser Definition T-Shirt. Featuring the witty definition: “Someone who sets the bar low and still trips over it,” this tee perfectly captures the humor and charm of doing just enough (or maybe a little less).

Crafted from ultra-soft, durable fabric, this shirt blends comfort with self-aware pride. Perfect for laid-back achievers, minimal effort enthusiasts, and anyone who’s mastered the art of almost trying. Wear it as a nod to your carefree spirit.

✨ Halfway there—order your Half-Asser tee today! ✨

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
  • Regular fit

Select Color: Cardinal Red

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Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Half-Asser Def Unisex Tee v1 Size Guide

https://files.cdn.printful.com/upload/product-measure/a2/a20afd850eeceb1508545fa3a2bf583c_l?v=1680523559
Size label Length Width Sleevelength
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 



A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.



B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.



C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.